Robot Crush
So, I am playing this new ゲーム called Robot Crush and I am about to...
climb the はしご!
in order to avoid the おに!
and collect 金 and コイン!
to ultimately find the ロボット
who loves me ("crush," get it?)!
...when this オタク girl* comes up right next to me and starts whispering cheats and tips into my ear.
At first, I am incredibly annoyed but then I begin bagging bonus points.
I win Robot Crush like a boss!
So, in honour of オタク girl, I made this listening game.
*Some Japanese think “otaku” is an insult, like geek once was. But, tech is cool now and, besides, I’m British. And I feel very otaku right now.